| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| CIA | Chrome Induced Ischaemia - Patient That Develops Inexplicable Chest Pains When Arrested And Handcuffed |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
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