| Acronym | Meaning |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |