| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
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