| Acronym | Meaning |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
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