| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
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