| Acronym | Meaning |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |