| Acronym | Meaning |
 | C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
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