| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| DIIK | Darned If I Know |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
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