| Acronym | Meaning |
| DWPKOTL | Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips |
| OLN | OnLine Netiquette |
| FITB | Fill In The Blanks |
| FSBO | For Sale By Owner |
| TGGTG | That Girl / Guy Has Got To Go |
| AWNIAC | All We Need Is Another Chair |
| WYGISWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don't Shine |
| LABATYD | Life's A Bitch And Then You Die |
| SORG | Straight Or Gay |