| Acronym | Meaning |
| KFY | Kiss For You |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| NICE | No Intelligent Comments Exist |
| ETA | Estimated Time Of Arrival |
| DYJHIW | Don't You Just Hate It When... |
| RAT | Remotely Activated Trojan |
| AYV | Are You Vertical? |
| OT | Off Topic |
| SDK | Scottie Doesn't Know (reference To Star Trek |
| ASAFP | As Soon As F*cking Possible |