| Acronym | Meaning |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |