| Acronym | Meaning |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |