| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| LGFTC | Looks Good From The Corridor (but Not Closely Examined) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
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