| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
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