| Acronym | Meaning |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |