| Acronym | Meaning |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |