| Acronym | Meaning |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |