| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
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