| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
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