| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| MAFAT | Mandatory Anasthaesia F**k Around Time, Precedes Any Incision |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
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