| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| TTOAST | Take Them Out And Shoot Them |
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