| Acronym | Meaning |
| KAGC | Knife And Gun Club - (US) Local Street Gangs Or Criminal Organizations That Keep ER In Business OR The Emergency Departments That Care For Patients With The Results Of Street Gang Violence |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |