| Acronym | Meaning |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| ATD | (US) Acute Tylenol Deficiency (simple Fever Or Head Cold) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |