| Acronym | Meaning |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |