| Acronym | Meaning |
 | SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
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