| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
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