| Acronym | Meaning |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |