| Acronym | Meaning |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |