| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| DQ | Drama Queen |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
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