| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
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