| Acronym | Meaning |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |