| Acronym | Meaning |
| UPF | Un-Passed Fart (gaseous Distended Abdomen) |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |