| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| AWTF | Away With The Fairies; A Patient Who Is Totally Confused |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
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