| Acronym | Meaning |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| ETOH | Extremely Trashed Or Hammered (2 Derivations Given: Corruption Of "Etho" [ethanol Addict] Or From "EtOH" [chemistry Abbreviation For Ethanol]) |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |