| Acronym | Meaning |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |
| ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |