| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
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