| Acronym | Meaning |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |