| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
| LOFD | Looks Okay From Door |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
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