| Acronym | Meaning |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| SOB | Short Of Breath |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| CATS | Cut All To Shit |