| Acronym | Meaning |
| BMT | Bowel-Movement Taco (faecal Matter Trapped In Female Genitalia) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |