| Acronym | Meaning |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |