| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
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