| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ULPP | Unlicensed Pharmaceutical Provider (drug Dealer) |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
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