| Acronym | Meaning |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| MFB | Measure For Box (coffin) |