| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| PLTDP | Practice Limited To Dead People |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
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