| Acronym | Meaning |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |