| Acronym | Meaning |
 | VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
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