| Acronym | Meaning |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| AE | Aggressive Euthanasia - A Procedure That Obnoxious Patients Would Benefit From. |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| D&D | Divorced And Desperate (middle Aged Female Who Visits Doctor Weekly Just For Male Attention) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |