| Acronym | Meaning |
 | VOMIT | Victim Of Modern Imaging Technology (i.e. Try Treating The Patient, Not The Report From Radiology; Particularly Referring To Invasive Procedures For False Positives. |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| ATFO | Asked To Fuck Off |
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