| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| CABG | Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (Cabbage) - Heart Bypass |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
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